I'm President Taft's Mustache. I thought it was about time I got myself a blog, because although William himself is happily married at home with the wife, I am a bad ass ladies' man, and need to meet some womenfolk. People always remember Taft's giant bathtub, and they totally forget about me - his wicked cool facial hair. So this will be my blog of mustaches and lady appreciation. I won't talk much about politics, because to tell the truth, when we were in the White House I wasn't really paying all that much attention. I just let William take care of all that stuff.