It’s a little-known fact that I like to knit.
Wonderful shirt, but why is this young man not sporting a handsome bristle himself, given his clear facial hair appreciation? We’ll have to talk to him. I think a nice pencil mustache would suit him.
Now that you’ve got your whiskers, you’ll need to show off your new swag. What better place that the World Championship?
This fellow seems enthusiastic. I prefer a more conservative style myself, but high praise for his dedication!
Yes, your vehicle should have a mustache as well.